[Verse 1] I heard you calling on the megaphone You wanna see me all alone As legend has it, you are quite the pyro You light the match to watch it blow
[Pre-Chorus] And if you'd never come for me I might've drowned in the melancholy I swore my loyalty to me (Me), myself (Myself), and I (I) Right before you lit my sky up
[Chorus] All that time I sat alone in my tower You were just honing your powers Now I can see it all (See it all) Late one night You dug me out of my grave and Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia) Keep it one hundred on the land (Land), the sea (Sea), the sky Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes Don't care where the hell you've been (Been) 'cause now (Now), you're mine It's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of The fate of Ophelia
[Verse 2] The eldest daughter of a nobleman Ophelia lived in fantasy But love was a cold bed full of scorpions The venom stole her sanity
[Pre-Chorus] And if you'd never come for me (Come for me) I might've lingered in purgatory You wrap around me like a chain (A chain), a crown (A crown), a vine (A vine) Pulling me into the fire
[Chorus] All that time I sat alone in my tower You were just honing your powers Now I can see it all (See it all) Late one night You dug me out of my grave and Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia) Keep it one hundred on the land (Land), the sea (The sea), the sky Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes Don't care where the hell you've been (Been) 'cause now (Now), you're mine It's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of The fate of Ophelia
[Bridge] 'Tis locked inside my memory And only you possess the key No longer drowning and deceived All because you came for me Locked inside my memory And only you possess the key No longer drowning and deceived All because you came for me
[Chorus] All that time I sat alone in my tower You were just honing your powers Now I can see it all (I can see it all) Late one night You dug me out of my grave and Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia) Keep it one hundred on the land (Land), the sea (The sea), the sky Pledge allegiance to your hands (Your hands), your team, your vibes Don't care where the hell you've been (You've been) 'cause now ('Cause now), you're mine It's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of The fate of Ophelia
[Outro] You saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia
2.
Elizabeth Taylor
[Intro] Elizabeth Taylor Do you think it's forever
[Verse 1] That view of Portofino was on my mind when you called me at the Plaza Athénée Ooh-ooh, oftentimes it doesn't feel so glamorous to be me All the right guys promised they'd stay Under bright lights, they withered away But you bloom Portofino was on my mind (And I think you know why)
[Pre-Chorus] And if your letters ever said, "Goodbye"
[Chorus] I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor Tell me for real, do you think it's forever Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have— (Uh) Be my NY when Hollywood hates me You're only as hot as your last hit, baby Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have you
[Verse 2] Hey-ey, what could you possibly get for the girl who has everything and nothing all at once Babe, I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust (Just kidding) We hit the best booth at Musso and Frank's They say I'm bad news, I just say, "Thanks" And you Look at me like you're hypnotized, and I think you know why
[Pre-Chorus] And if you ever leave me high and dry
[Chorus] I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor Tell me for real, do you think it's forever Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have— (Uh) Be my NY when Hollywood hates me You're only as hot as your last hit, baby Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have (Uh) you
[Post-Chorus] Elizabeth Taylor (Oh) Do you think it's forever? (Oh) If I can't have you
[Bridge] (Ah) All my white diamonds and lovers are forever (Ah) In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds (Ah) All my white diamonds and lovers are forever (Ah) Don't you ever end up anything but mine
[Chorus] I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor Tell me for real, do you think it's forever Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have— (You) Be my NY when Hollywood hates me You're only as hot as your last hit, baby Been number one, but I never had two And I can't have fun if I can't have— (You)
[Outro] All my white diamonds and lovers are forever (Elizabeth Taylor) (Do you think it's forever ) In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds All my white diamonds and lovers are forever Don't you ever end up anything but mine, oh
3.
Opalite
[Verse 1] I had a bad habit Of missing lovers past My brother used to call it "Eating out of the trash" It's never gonna last I thought my house was haunted I used to live with ghosts And all the perfect couples Said, "When you know, you know" And, "When you don't, you don't"
[Pre-Chorus] And all of the foes, and all of the friends (Ha, ha) Have seen it before, they'll see it again (Ha, ha) Life is a song, it ends when it ends I was wrong
[Chorus] But my mama told me, "It's alright You were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, my Lord Never made no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"
[Verse 2] You couldn't understand it Why you felt alone You were in it for real She was in her phone And you were just a pose And don't we try to love love? (Love love) We give it all we got (Give it all we got) You finally left the table (Uh, uh) And what a simple thought You're starving 'til you're not
[Pre-Chorus] And all of the foes, and all of the friends (Ha, ha) Have messed up before, they'll mess up again (Ha, ha) Life is a song, it ends when it ends You move on
[Chorus] And that's when I told you, "It's alright You were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, my Lord Never made no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"
[Bridge] This is just A storm inside a teacup But shelter here with me, my love Thunder like a drum This life will beat you up, up, up, up This is just A temporary speed bump But failure brings you freedom And I can bring you love, love, love, love (Love)
[Chorus] Don't you sweat it, baby, it's alright You were dancing through the lightning strikes Oh, so sleepless in the onyx night But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, my Lord Never made no one like you before (No) You had to make your own sunshine But now, the sky is opalite, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
4.
Father Figure
[Verse 1] When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold Pulled up to you in the Jag', turned your rags into gold The winding road leads to the chateau "You remind me of a younger me," I saw potential
[Chorus] I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger This love is pure profit, just step into my office I dry your tears with my sleeve
[Post-Chorus] Leave it with me, I protect the family Leave it with me, I protect the family
[Verse 2] I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain Said, "They wanna see you rise, they don't want you to reign" I showed you all the tricks of the trade All I asked for is your loyalty, my dear protégé
[Chorus] I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger This love is pure profit, just step into my office They'll know your name in the streets
[Post-Chorus] Leave it with me, I'll protect the family
[Bridge] I saw a change in you (I saw a change, saw a change in you) My dear boy They don't make loyalty like they used to (Not like they used to) Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition On foolish decisions, which led to misguided visions That to fulfill your dreams You had to get rid of me I protect the family
[Chorus] I was your father figure, we drank that brown liquor You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger You want a fight? You found it, I got the place surrounded You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning Whose portrait's on the mantel? Who covered up your scandals Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled I was your father figure, you pulled the wrong trigger This empire belongs to me
[Post-Chorus] Leave it with me, I protect the family Leave it with me, I protect the family Leave it with me
[Outro] "You know, you remind me of a younger me" I saw potential
5.
Eldest Daughter
[Verse 1] Everybody's so punk on the internet Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not Every joke's just trolling and memes Sad as it seems, apathy is hot Everybody's cutthroat in the comments Every single hot take is cold as ice When you found me, I said I was busy That was a lie
[Pre-Chorus] I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness I've been dying just from trying to seem cool
[Chorus] But I'm not a bad bitch And this isn't savage But I'm never gonna let you down I'm never gonna leave you out So many traitors Smooth operators But I'm never gonna break that vow I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now
[Verse 2] You know, the last time I laughed this hard was On the trampoline in somebody's backyard I must've been about eight or nine That was the night I fell off and broke my arm Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion When your first crush crushes something kind When I said I don't believe in marriage That was a lie
[Pre-Chorus] Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
[Chorus] But I'm not a bad bitch And this isn't savage But I'm never gonna let you down I'm never gonna leave you out So many traitors Smooth operators But I'm never gonna break that vow I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now
[Bridge] We lie back A beautiful, beautiful time-lapse Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilacs And things I said were dumb 'Cause I thought that I'd never find that Beautiful, beautiful life that Shimmers that innocent light back Like when we were young
[Pre-Chorus] Every youngest child felt They were raised up in the wild But now you're home
[Chorus] 'Cause I'm not a bad bitch And this isn't savage And I'm never gonna let you down I'm never gonna leave you out So many traitors Smooth operators But I'm never gonna break that vow (Never gonna break that vow) I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now
[Outro] Never gonna break that vow (Oh) I'm never gonna leave you now, now I'm never gonna leave you now
6.
Ruin the Friendship
[Verse 1] Glistening grass from September rain Gray overpass full of neon names You drive (Mm, mm) Eighty-five (Mm, mm) Gallatin Road and the Lakeside Beach Watching the game from your brother's Jeep Your smile (Mm, mm) Miles wide
[Chorus] And it was not an invitation Should've kissed you anyway Should've kissed you anyway And it was not convenient, no But your girlfriend was away Should've kissed you anyway, hey
[Verse 2] Shiny wood floors underneath my feet Disco ball makes everything look cheap Have fun (Mm, mm) It's prom (Mm, mm) Wilted corsage dangles from my wrist Over his shoulder, I catch a glimpse And see (Mm, mm) You looking at me
[Chorus] And it was not an invitation But as the 50 Cent song played (Song played) Should've kissed you anyway (Anyway) And it was not (And it was not) convenient (Convenient), no Would've been the best mistake Should've kissed you anyway, hey
[Bridge] Don't make it awkward in second period Might piss your ex off, lately, we've been good Staying friends is safe, doesn't mean you should Don't make it awkward in second period Might piss your ex off, lately, we've been good Staying friends is safe, doesn't mean you should
[Verse 3] When I left school, I lost track of you Abigail called me with the bad news Goodbye And we'll never know why
[Chorus] It was not an invitation But I flew home anyway With so much left to say It was not convenient, no But I whispered at the grave "Should've kissed you anyway," ooh And it was not (It was not) an invitation (Invitation) Should've kissed you anyway (Anyway) Should've kissed you anyway (Anyway), anyway And it was not—
[Post-Chorus] My advice is to always ruin the friendship Better that than regret it for all time Should've kissed you anyway And my advice is to always answer the question Better that than to ask it all your life Should've kissed you anyway
[Outro] Should've kissed you anyway
7.
Actually Romantic
[Verse 1] I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the coke's got you brave High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face Some people might be offended
[Chorus] But it's actually sweet All the time you've spent on me It's honestly wild All the effort you've put in It's actually romantic I really gotta hand it to you, ooh No man has ever loved me like you do
[Verse 2] Hadn't thought of you in a long time But you keep sending me funny valentines And I know you think it comes off vicious But it's precious, adorable Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse That's how much it hurts How many times has your boyfriend said "Why are we always talking 'bout her "
[Chorus] It's actually sweet All the time you've spent on me It's honestly wild All the effort you've put in It's actually romantic I really gotta hand it to you, ooh No man has ever loved me like you do
[Bridge] You think I'm tacky, baby Stop talking dirty to me It sounded nasty, but it Feels like you're flirting with me I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it It's kind of making me wet (Oh)
[Chorus] 'Cause it's actually sweet All the time you've spent on me (Ah) It's honestly lovely All the effort you've put in (Ah) It's actually romantic Really gotta hand it to you, to you No man has ever loved me like you do
[Outro] It's actually romantic (You've just given me so much attention) (La-la-la-la) It's actually romantic (It's so) Romantic
8.
Wi$h Li$t
[Verse 1] They want that yacht life, under chopper blades They want those bright lights and Balenci' shades And a fat ass with a baby face They want it all They want that complex female character They want that critical smash Palme d'Or And an Oscar on their bathroom floor They want it all
[Pre-Chorus] And they should have what they want They deserve what they want Hope they get what they want
[Chorus] I just want you, huh Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do, wow Got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop Boss up, settle down, got a wish (Wish) list (List) I just want you
[Verse 2] They want that freedom, living off the grid They want those three dogs that they call their kids And that good surf, no hypocrites They want it all They want a contract with Real Madrid They want that spring break that was fucking lit And then that video taken off the internet They want it all
[Pre-Chorus] And they should have what they want They deserve what they want I hope they get what they want
[Chorus] I just want you (You, you, yeah), huh Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do (Ooh), wow Got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop (Hoop) Boss up, settle down, got a wish (Wish) list (List)
[Bridge] I made wishes on all of the stars Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot I thought I had it right, once, twice, but I did not (I did not) You caught me off my guard I hope I get what I want (Get what I want) 'Cause I know what I want
[Chorus] (I just, I just) I just want you, huh (Baby) Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like (Got 'em lookin' like you) you We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do, wow Got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop Boss up, settle down, got a wish (Wish) list (List) I just want you (Ooh) And we could have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like (You) you We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do (Yeah), wow (And now you) Got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop Boss up, settle down, got a wish (Wish) list (List) I just want you
9.
Wood
[Verse 1] Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught He loves me not He loves me not Penny's unlucky, I took him back And then stepped on a crack And the black cat laughed
[Pre-Chorus] And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious) Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (Ah) Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck A bad sign is all good, I ain't gotta knock on wood
[Chorus] (Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood (Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus] Forgive me, it sounds cocky He ah-matized me and opened my eyes Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see His love was the key that opened my thighs
[Verse 2] Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm To know a hard rock is on the way
[Pre-Chorus] And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious) The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah) Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood
[Chorus] (Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood (Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus] Forgive me, it sounds cocky He ah-matized me and opened my eyes Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see His love was the key that opened my thighs Forgive me, it sounds cocky He ah-matized me and opened my eyes Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see His love was the key that opened my thighs
10.
Cancelled!
[Verse 1] You thought that it would be okay, at first The situation could be saved, of course But they'd already picked out your grave and hearse Beware the wrath of masked crusaders
[Pre-Chorus] Did you girlboss too close to the sun Did they catch you having far too much fun Come with me, when they see us, they'll run Something wicked this way comes
[Chorus] Good thing I like my friends cancelled I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal Like my whiskey sour, and poison thorny flowers Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark At least you know exactly who your friends are They're the ones with matching scars
[Verse 2] It's easy to love you when you're popular The optics click, everyone prospers But one single drop, you're off the roster "Tone-deaf and hot, let's fucking off her"
[Pre-Chorus] Did you make a joke only a man could Were you just too smug for your own good Or bring a tiny violin to a knife fight Baby, that all ends tonight
[Chorus] Good thing I like my friends cancelled (Cancelled) I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal (Yeah) Like my whiskey sour, and poison thorny flowers (Honey) Welcome to my underworld, it'll break your heart At least you know exactly who your friends are They're the ones with matching scars
[Bridge] They stood by me before my exoneration They believed I was innocent So I'm not here for judgment, no
[Verse 3] But if you can't be good, then just be better at it Everyone's got bodies in the attic Or took somebody's man, we'll take you by the hand And soon, you'll learn the art of never getting caught
[Chorus] It's a good thing I like my friends cancelled (You know that) I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal I like my whiskey sour, and poison thorny flowers (Ooh) Yeah, it's a good thing I like my friends cancelled (Cancelled) I salute you if you're much too much to handle Like my whiskey sour (I like it), and poison thorny flowers (I love it) Can't you see my infamy loves company Now they've broken you like they've broken me But a shattered glass is a lot more sharp And now you know exactly who your friends are (You know who we are) We're the ones with matching scars
11.
Honey
[Intro] You can call me "honey" if you want because I'm the one you want Mm, mm
[Chorus] When anyone called me "sweetheart" It was passive-aggressive at the bar And the bitch was telling me to back off 'Cause her man had looked at me wrong If anyone called me "honey" It was standing in the bathroom, white teeth They were saying that skirt don't fit me And I cried the whole way home
[Post-Chorus] But you touched my face Redefined all of those blues when you say "honey"
[Verse 1] Summertime spritz, pink skies You can call me "honey" if you want because I'm the one you want Wintergreen kiss, all mine You give it different meaning 'cause you mean it when you talk Honey, I'm home, we could play house We can bed down, pick me up Who's the baddest in the land? What's the plan? (What's the plan ) You could be my forever-night stand, honey
[Chorus] When anyone called me "sweetheart" It was passive-aggressive at the bar And the bitch was telling me to back off 'Cause her man had looked at me wrong If anyone called me "honey" It was standing in the bathroom, white teeth They were saying that skirt don't fit me And I cried the whole way home
[Post-Chorus] But you touched my face Redefined all of those blues when you say—
[Verse 2] You can call me "honey" if you want because I'm the one you want I'm the one you want You give it different meaning 'cause you mean it when you talk Sweetie, it's yours, kicking in doors Take it to the floor, give me more Buy the paint in the color of your eyes (Of your eyes) And graffiti my whole damn life, honey
[Pre-Chorus] When anyone called me late night He was screwing around with my mind Asking, "What are you wearing ", too high To remember in the morning And when anyone called me "lovely" They were finding ways not to praise me But you say it like you're in awe of me And you stay until the morning Honey
[Chorus] When anyone called me "sweetheart" It was passive-aggressive at the bar And the bitch was telling me to back off 'Cause her man had looked at me wrong (He looked at me wrong) If anyone called me "honey" (Ooh) It was standing in the bathroom (Yeah), white teeth They were saying that skirt don't fit me And I cried the whole way home (Cried the whole way home)
[Outro] But you can call me "honey" if you want
12.
The Life of a Showgirl
[Verse 1: Taylor Swift] Her name was Kitty Made her money being pretty and witty They gave her the keys to this city Then they said she didn't do it legitly, oh I bought a ticket She's dancing in her garters and fishnets Fifty in the cast, zero missteps Looking back, I guess it was kismet
[Pre-Chorus: Taylor Swift] I waited by the stage door, packed in with the autograph hounds Barking her name, then glowing like the end of a cigarette, wow, she came out I said, "You're living my dream" Then she said to me
[Chorus: Taylor Swift] "Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet You're sweeter than a peach But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never, ever gonna Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay You're softer than a kitten, so You don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never gonna wanna"
[Verse 2: Sabrina Carpenter] She was a menace The baby of the family in Lenox Her father whored around like all men did Her mother took pills and played tennis
[Pre-Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter & Taylor Swift] So she waited by the stage door as the club promoter arrived She said, "I'd sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that's all mine" But that's not what showgirls get They leave us for dead
[Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter, Sabrina Carpenter & Taylor Swift] Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet You're sweeter than a peach But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never, ever gonna Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay You're softer than a kitten, so You don't know the life of a showgirl, babe And you're never gonna wanna
[Bridge: Taylor Swift & Sabrina Carpenter] I took her pearls of wisdom, hung them from my neck I paid my dues with every bruise, I knew what to expect Do you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins They ripped me off like false lashes and then threw me away And all the headshots on the walls Of the dance hall are of the bitches Who wish I'd hurry up and die But I'm immortal now, baby dolls I couldn't if I tried So I say
[Chorus: Taylor Swift & Sabrina Carpenter] "Thank you for the lovely bouquet I'm married to the hustle And now I know the life of a showgirl, babe And I'll never know another Pain hidden by the lipstick and lace (Lipstick and lace) Sequins are forever And now I know the life of a showgirl, babe Wouldn't have it any other way" (Wouldn't have it any other way)
[Post-Chorus: Taylor Swift & Sabrina Carpenter] (Thank you for the lovely bouquet) Oh, wouldn't have it any other way (Thank you for the lovely bouquet) Hey, Kitty (Thank you for the lovely bouquet) Now I make my money being pretty and witty Thank you for the lovely bouquet
[Outro: Taylor Swift & Sabrina Carpenter] Thank you for an unforgettable night We will see you next time Give it up for the band And the dancers And of course, Sabrina I love you, Taylor That's our show We love you so much Goodnight